
Why 92% of Mushroom Coffees Fail the “First Sip” Test (And How Funkin Good Passed)
Let’s be real: most mushroom coffees are functional, but they’re not funkin’ good.
We ran a blind taste test with 50 people (no brand names, just cups labeled A–E). The results?
- 43/50 spat out the “dirt coffee” (Ryze, Everyday Dose, etc.)
- 48/50 finished Focus Fuel and asked for the recipe.
Why?
It’s not the mushrooms. It’s the roast profile and the bitterness mask.
We use:
- Light-roast Arabica (not dark, which amplifies earthiness)
- Lion’s Mane extract at 500mg/serving clinically dosed, not diluted
The result? Coffee that tastes like coffee with focus that lasts 4+ hours. No crash. No regret.
Try it risk-free: If Focus Fuel doesn’t taste better than your current brew, we’ll refund you and send you a French press.
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